Eminem The Kids
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[00:00.00]Eminem- The Kids
[00:00.01]And everyone should get along..
[00:04.80]Okay children quiet down, quiet down
[00:08.12]Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
[00:12.08]His name is Mr. Shady
[00:14.62]Children quiet down please
[00:16.60]Brian don't throw that (Shut UP!)
[00:18.56]Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
[00:20.13]while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (He's got AIDS!)
[00:23.20]Good luck Mr. Shady
[00:25.26]Hi there little boys and girls (Fuck you!)
[00:26.80]Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
[00:28.79]But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
[00:31.20]Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
[00:34.00]and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
[00:37.08]but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
[00:40.01]And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
[00:41.93]and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
[00:44.00]when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
[00:47.23]Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH!)
[00:50.52]And even if they escaped and they got the cops
[00:52.56]the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
[00:55.22]'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
[00:57.68]when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
[01:00.50]But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
[01:02.94]But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
[01:05.10]Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
[01:08.38]You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
[01:11.53]He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her
[01:13.99]and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
[01:16.66]But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
[01:18.85]they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
[01:21.86]And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana,
[01:23.97]and what it might do to you
[01:27.52]So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you
[01:28.35]See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
[01:29.80]and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
[01:32.36]and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
[01:34.82]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[01:37.67]So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
[01:40.03]So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
[01:42.68]Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
[01:45.80]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
[01:48.26]My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
[01:50.57]FUCK NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
[01:53.60]Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
[01:56.27]Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
[01:58.50]If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
[02:00.24]Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
[02:03.54]and spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back
[02:06.54]So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
[02:08.75]Meet Zach, twenty-one years old
[02:10.74]After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
[02:14.07]and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
[02:16.65]and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
[02:19.44]Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
[02:22.67]and his eyes roll back in his skull {blblblblblb}
[02:24.92]His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches
[02:27.22]He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {BLEH}
[02:30.02]And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
[02:32.56]"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
[02:35.20]cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
[02:37.17]So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
[02:40.55]Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over
[02:43.32]and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
[02:46.28]And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
[02:48.98]So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you
[02:51.62]See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
[02:53.97]and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
[02:56.36]and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
[02:59.12]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[03:01.85]So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
[03:04.55]So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
[03:07.20]Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
[03:09.82]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
[03:12.47]And last but not least, one of the most humungous
[03:14.57]problems among young people today, is fungus
[03:17.30]It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
[03:19.94]bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
[03:22.53]Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
[03:25.06]And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..
[03:27.77]And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
[03:30.66]Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
[03:33.09](Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
[03:35.45]Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
[03:38.33]And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
[03:41.04]Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms?
[03:42.83]I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
[03:46.22]cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!!)
[03:49.38]See drugs are bad, it's a common fact
[03:51.37]But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
[03:53.96]But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
[03:56.62]They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
[03:59.34]and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault
[04:04.86]cause I'm bad for you
[04:04.83]See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
[04:07.54]and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
[04:10.27]and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
[04:12.97]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[04:15.30]So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
[04:18.23]So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
[04:21.07]Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
[04:23.67]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
[04:26.50]Come on children, clap along (Shut UP!)
[04:29.18]Sing along children (Suck my motherfuckin dick!)
[04:32.74]Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
[04:37.10]So don't do drugs (Suck my motherfuckin penis!)
[04:41.24]so there'll be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
[04:45.55](Mushrooms killed Kenny! fart Ewww, ahhh!)
[04:51.14](So, fucked up, right now..)
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Eminem-The Kids歌词
- 歌词名称：The Kids
- 演唱歌手：Eminem
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- Eminem- The Kids
And everyone should get along..
Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
Okay children quiet down, quiet down
His name is Mr. Shady
Children quiet down please
Brian don't throw that (Shut UP!)
Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (He's got AIDS!)
Good luck Mr. Shady
Hi there little boys and girls (Fuck you!)
Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH!)
And even if they escaped and they got the cops
the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her
and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana,
and what it might do to you
So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you
See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
FUCK NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
Meet Zach, twenty-one years old
and spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
and his eyes roll back in his skull {blblblblblb}
His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {BLEH}
And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over
and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you
See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
And last but not least, one of the most humungous
problems among young people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms?
I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!!)
See drugs are bad, it's a common fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault
See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
cause I'm bad for you
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
Come on children, clap along (Shut UP!)
Sing along children (Suck my motherfuckin dick!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
So don't do drugs (Suck my motherfuckin penis!)
so there'll be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms killed Kenny! fart Ewww, ahhh!)
(So, fucked up, right now..)
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