Avenue Q Everyone's A Little Bit Racist

• Avenue Q-Everyone's A Little Bit RacistLRC歌词

• 更新时间：2009-3-11
• 刷新时间：2018-08-05 16:09
• [ti:Everyone's A Little Bit Racist] [ar:Avenue Q] [al:Avenue Q 2003 Original Cast] [by:linn.pro] [00:01.06]Everyone's A Little Bit Racist Lyrics [00:01.37]Princeton: Say, Kate, can I ask you a question? [00:02.23]Kate Monster: Sure! [00:02.92] [00:03.21]Princeton: Well, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs? [00:04.51]Kate Monster: Uh huh. [00:05.58]Princeton: Well, he's Trekkie Monster, and you're Kate Monster. [00:07.81]Kate Monster:Right. [00:08.75]Princeton: You're both Monsters. [00:09.71]Kate Monster: Yeah. [00:10.60]Princeton: Are you two related? [00:11.83]Kate Monster:What?! Princeton, I'm surprised at you! I find that racist! [00:17.00]Princeton:Oh, well, I'm sorry! I was just asking! [00:19.16]Kate Monster:Well, it's a touchy subject. [00:21.35]No, not all Monsters are related. [00:24.00]What are you trying say, huh? [00:25.65]That we all look the same to you? [00:27.51]Huh, huh, huh? [00:28.27]Princeton:No, no, no, not at all. I'm sorry, [00:31.63]I guess that was a little racist. [00:33.15] [00:33.66]Kate Monster: I should say so. You should be much more [00:36.35]careful when you're talking about the [00:37.81]sensitive subject of race. [00:40.09]Princeton: Well, look who's talking! [00:42.01]Kate Monster: What do you mean? [00:43.39]Princeton:What about that special Monster School you told me about? [00:45.84] [00:46.11]Kate Monster:What about it? [00:46.30] [00:47.03]Princeton:Could someone like me go there? [00:48.25] [00:48.74]Kate Monster:No, we don't want people like you- [00:50.34] [00:50.90]Princeton:You see?! [00:52.33]You're a little bit racist. [00:54.33] [00:54.94]Kate Monster:Well, you're a little bit too. [00:56.91] [00:57.42]Princeton: I guess we're both a little bit racist. [00:59.66] [01:00.18]Kate Monster: Admitting it is not an easy thing to do... [01:02.58] [01:02.81]Princeton: But I guess it's true. [01:03.68] [01:04.11]Kate Monster: Between me and you, [01:05.13]I think [01:05.71] [01:06.08]Both: Everyone's a little bit racist [01:08.01]Sometimes. [01:10.92]Doesn't mean we go [01:11.96]Around committing hate crimes. [01:16.26]Look around and you will find [01:19.06]No one's really color blind. [01:21.63]Maybe it's a fact [01:23.59]We all should face [01:26.95]Everyone makes judgments [01:29.38]Based on race. [01:31.25] [01:31.75]Princeton: Now not big judgments, like who to hire [01:33.67]or who to buy a newspaper from - [01:35.05] [01:35.42]Kate Monster: No! [01:36.04] [01:36.41]Princeton: No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican [01:38.29]busboys should learn to speak goddamn English! [01:40.20] [01:40.85]Kate Monster: Right! [01:41.29] [01:41.67]Both:Everyone's a little bit racist [01:43.37]Today. [01:46.49]So, everyone's a little bit racist [01:49.05]Okay! [01:51.92]Ethinic jokes might be uncouth, [01:54.36]But you laugh because [01:55.70]They're based on truth. [01:57.33]Don't take them as [01:58.65]Personal attacks. [02:02.49]Everyone enjoys them - [02:05.78]So relax! [02:06.89] [02:07.38]Princeton:All right, stop me if you've heard this one. [02:08.87]Kate Monster:Okay! [02:09.18]Princeton: There's a plan going down and there's only [02:11.29]one paracute. And there's a rabbi, a priest... [02:13.84]Kate Monster: And a black guy! [02:14.83] [02:15.52]Gary Coleman: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Kate? [02:16.77]Kate Monster: Uh... [02:17.53] [02:18.05]Gary Coleman: You were telling a black joke! [02:19.40] [02:19.88]Princeton:Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokes. [02:22.25]Gary Coleman: I don't. [02:23.25]Princeton: Well, of course you don't - you're black! [02:25.08]But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right? [02:26.87] [02:27.20]Gary Coleman: Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks! [02:29.89] [02:30.44]Princeton: Now, don't you think that's a little racist? [02:33.19] [02:34.51]Gary Coleman: Well, damn, I guess you're right. [02:36.56] [02:37.17]Kate Monster: You're a little bit racist. [02:39.16] [02:39.80]Gary Coleman: Well, you're a little bit too. [02:41.57] [02:42.32]Princeton: We're all a little bit racist. [02:44.35] [02:45.13]Gary Coleman: I think that I would [02:45.90]Have to agree with you. [02:47.19] [02:47.72]Princeton/Kate Monster: We're glad you do. [02:48.58] [02:49.39]Gary Coleman: It's sad but true! [02:50.60]Everyone's a little bit racist - [02:52.53] [02:53.11]All right! [02:53.75] [02:54.20]Kate Monster: All right! [02:54.62] [02:55.14]Princeton: All right! [02:55.68] [02:56.09]Gary Coleman: All right! [02:57.42]Bigotry has never been [02:57.79]Exclusively white [03:01.44] [03:01.66]All: If we all could just admit [03:03.97]That we are racist a little bit, [03:06.86]Even though we all know [03:08.60]That it's wrong, [03:11.99]Maybe it would help us [03:15.32]Get along. [03:16.39] [03:16.71]Princeton: Oh, Christ do I feel good. [03:18.16] [03:18.45]Gary Coleman: Now there was a fine upstanding black man! [03:21.20] [03:21.74]Princeton: Who? [03:23.19]Gary Coleman: Jesus Christ. [03:24.73]Kate Monster: But, Gary, Jesus was white. [03:26.71]Gary Coleman: No, Jesus was black. [03:28.39]Kate Monster: No, Jesus was white. [03:29.06] [03:29.62]Gary Coleman: No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black- [03:31.54]Princeton: Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish! [03:34.65] [03:39.22]Brian: Hey guys, what are you laughing about? [03:40.86]Gary Coleman: Racism! [03:41.73]Brian: Cool. [03:43.16]Christmas Eve: BRIAN! Come back here! [03:44.62]You take out lecycuraburs! [03:46.54]Princeton: What's that mean? [03:48.20]Brian: Um, recyclables. [03:50.51]Hey, don't laugh at her! [03:52.21]How many languages do you speak? [03:53.77] [03:54.56]Kate Monster: Oh, come off it, Brian! [03:57.14]Everyone's a little bit racist. [03:59.65]Brian: I'm not! [04:00.59]Princeton: Oh no? [04:01.33]Brian:Nope! [04:02.29]How many Oriental wives [04:04.72]Have you got? [04:06.28]Christmas Eve: What? Brian! [04:08.05]Princeton: Brian, buddy, where you been? [04:10.23]The term is Asian-American! [04:13.02]Christmas Eve: I know you are no [04:15.15]Intending to be [04:18.26]But calling me Oriental - [04:21.69]Offensive to me! [04:23.20] [04:23.53]Brian: I'm sorry, honey, I love you. [04:25.70]Christmas Eve: And I love you. [04:28.16] [04:28.51]Brian: But you're racist, too. [04:29.95] [04:30.54]Christmas Eve: Yes, I know. [04:32.81]The Jews have all [04:33.93]The money [04:35.21]And the whites have all [04:36.56]The power. [04:38.13]And I'm always in taxi-cab [04:40.57]With driver who no shower! [04:42.40] [04:43.31]Princeton: Me too! [04:44.08]Kate Monster:Me too! [04:44.93]Gary Coleman: I can't even get a taxi! [04:46.89]All: Everyone's a little bit racist [04:49.72]It's true. [04:53.25]But everyone is just about [04:55.22]As racist as you! [05:00.61]If we all could just admit [05:04.05]That we are racist a little bit, [05:07.74]And everyone stopped being [05:09.53]So PC [05:11.96]Maybe we could live in - [05:17.78]Harmony! [05:20.05] [05:20.77]Christmas Eve: Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist!

• Avenue Q-Everyone's A Little Bit Racist歌词

• 歌词名称：Everyone's A Little Bit Racist
• 演唱歌手：Avenue Q
• 歌词专辑：Avenue Q 2003 Original Cast
• Kate Monster: Yeah. Princeton: You're both Monsters. Everyone's A Little Bit Racist Lyrics Princeton: Say, Kate, can I ask you a question? Kate Monster: Sure! Princeton: Well, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs? Kate Monster: Uh huh. Princeton: Well, he's Trekkie Monster, and you're Kate Monster. Kate Monster:Right. Princeton: Are you two related? Kate Monster:What?! Princeton, I'm surprised at you! I find that racist! Princeton:Oh, well, I'm sorry! I was just asking! Kate Monster:Well, it's a touchy subject. No, not all Monsters are related. What are you trying say, huh? That we all look the same to you? Huh, huh, huh? Princeton:No, no, no, not at all. I'm sorry, I guess that was a little racist. Kate Monster: I should say so. You should be much more careful when you're talking about the sensitive subject of race. Princeton: Well, look who's talking! Kate Monster: What do you mean? Princeton:What about that special Monster School you told me about? Kate Monster:What about it? Princeton:Could someone like me go there? Kate Monster:No, we don't want people like you- Princeton:You see?! You're a little bit racist. Kate Monster:Well, you're a little bit too. Princeton: I guess we're both a little bit racist. Sometimes. Kate Monster: Admitting it is not an easy thing to do... Princeton: But I guess it's true. Kate Monster: Between me and you, I think Both: Everyone's a little bit racist Doesn't mean we go Around committing hate crimes. Look around and you will find No one's really color blind. Maybe it's a fact We all should face Everyone makes judgments Based on race. Princeton: Now not big judgments, like who to hire or who to buy a newspaper from - Kate Monster: No! Princeton: No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican busboys should learn to speak goddamn English! Kate Monster: Right! Both:Everyone's a little bit racist Today. So, everyone's a little bit racist Okay! Ethinic jokes might be uncouth, But you laugh because They're based on truth. Don't take them as Personal attacks. Princeton: There's a plan going down and there's only Kate Monster:Okay! Everyone enjoys them - So relax! Princeton:All right, stop me if you've heard this one. one paracute. And there's a rabbi, a priest... Kate Monster: And a black guy! Gary Coleman: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Kate? Kate Monster: Uh... Gary Coleman: You were telling a black joke! Princeton:Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokes. Gary Coleman: I don't. Princeton: Well, of course you don't - you're black! But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right? Gary Coleman: Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks! Princeton: Now, don't you think that's a little racist? Gary Coleman: Well, damn, I guess you're right. Kate Monster: You're a little bit racist. Gary Coleman: Well, you're a little bit too. Princeton: We're all a little bit racist. Gary Coleman: I think that I would Have to agree with you. Princeton/Kate Monster: We're glad you do. Gary Coleman: It's sad but true! Everyone's a little bit racist - All right! Kate Monster: All right! Princeton: All right! Gary Coleman: All right! Bigotry has never been Exclusively white That it's wrong, All: If we all could just admit That we are racist a little bit, Even though we all know Maybe it would help us Get along. Princeton: Oh, Christ do I feel good. Gary Coleman: Now there was a fine upstanding black man! Princeton: Who? Gary Coleman: Jesus Christ. Kate Monster: But, Gary, Jesus was white. Gary Coleman: No, Jesus was black. Kate Monster: No, Jesus was white. Gary Coleman: No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black- Princeton: Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish! Brian: Hey guys, what are you laughing about? Gary Coleman: Racism! Brian: Cool. Christmas Eve: BRIAN! Come back here! You take out lecycuraburs! Princeton: What's that mean? Brian: Um, recyclables. Hey, don't laugh at her! How many languages do you speak? Kate Monster: Oh, come off it, Brian! Everyone's a little bit racist. Brian: I'm not! Princeton: Brian, buddy, where you been? Princeton: Oh no? Brian:Nope! How many Oriental wives Have you got? Christmas Eve: What? Brian! The term is Asian-American! Christmas Eve: I know you are no Intending to be But calling me Oriental - Offensive to me! Brian: I'm sorry, honey, I love you. Christmas Eve: And I love you. Brian: But you're racist, too. Christmas Eve: Yes, I know. The Jews have all The money And the whites have all The power. And I'm always in taxi-cab With driver who no shower! Princeton: Me too! Kate Monster:Me too! Gary Coleman: I can't even get a taxi! All: Everyone's a little bit racist It's true. But everyone is just about As racist as you! So PC If we all could just admit That we are racist a little bit, And everyone stopped being Maybe we could live in - Harmony! Christmas Eve: Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist!
  
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