Yankovic Close But No Cigar
Yankovic-Close But No CigarLRC歌词
- 更新时间：2007-6-13
- 刷新时间：2018-07-23 20:43
- [ti:Close But No Cigar]
[ar:Yankovic]
[al:Straight Outta Lynwood]
[by:linn.pro]
[00:00.61]
[00:04.87]Album:Straight Outta Lynwood
[01:03.76]Yankovic-Close But No Cigar
[00:07.51]
[00:07.78]Jillian was her name
[00:10.58]She was sweeter than aspartame
[00:14.08]Her kisses reconfigured my DNA
[00:17.87]And after that I never was the same
[00:20.96]
[00:21.95]And I loved her even more
[00:25.31]Than Marlon Brando loved souffle
[00:28.49]She was gorgeous, she was charming
[00:32.01]Yeah, she was perfect in every way
[00:35.94]
[00:36.14]Except she was always using the word "infer"
[00:40.02]When she obviously meant "imply"
[00:43.94]And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing
[00:47.40]But frankly, I can@t imagine why
[00:50.28]
[00:50.67]And I told her, I said
[00:51.87]"Hey! Are we playing horseshoes, honey?
[00:55.18]No, I don@t think we are!
[00:58.02]You@re close! (Close!)
[01:00.34]But no cigar!"
[01:07.00]Then I met sweet young Janet
[01:09.43]Prettiest thing on the planet
[01:13.12]Had a body hotter than a habanjero
[01:17.49]She had lips like a ripe pomegranate
[01:20.21]
[01:20.82]And I was crazy like Manson about her
[01:23.97]She got me all choked up like Momma Cass
[01:28.35]She had a smile so incredibly radiant
[01:31.44]You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass
[01:35.44]
[01:35.62]I thought after all these years of searching around
[01:39.40]I@d found my soulmate finally
[01:42.55]But one day I found OUT she actually owned a copy
[01:46.99]Of Joe Dirt on DVD
[01:49.45]
[01:49.81]Oh, no! I said
[01:50.96]"Hey! Are we lobbing hand grenades, kiddo?
[01:54.89]No I don@t think we are!
[01:57.32]You@re close! (Close!)
[01:59.75]Oh, so very close! (Close!)
[02:03.92]Yeah, baby, you@re close! (Close!)
[02:07.01]So close!
[02:08.94]But no cigar!"
[02:10.20]
[02:15.99](Oh, yeah!)
[02:19.63](Oh, no!)
[02:22.30](Oh, yeah!)
[02:25.09](Oh, no!)
[02:26.71](ALL RIGHT!)
[02:28.98]
[02:30.69][Hand claps, trumpet solo]
[02:34.40]
[02:35.66]Julie played water polo
[02:37.97]She wore a ribbon on her left manolo
[02:42.16]She had me sweating like Nixon every time she was near
[02:46.00]My heart was beating like a Buddy Rif solo
[02:49.33]
[02:49.91]And she was everything I@ve dreamed of
[02:53.42]She moved right up to #1 on my list
[02:56.96]And did I mention she@s a world famous billionare
[03:00.65]Bikini supermodel astrophysicist
[03:03.75]
[03:04.34]Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron
[03:07.94]Look like a big fat slobbering pig
[03:11.57]The only caveat is one of her earlobes
[03:15.66]Was just a little tiny bit too big
[03:18.45]
[03:18.72]I said
[03:19.89]"Hey! Are we doing government work here?
[03:23.31]No I don@t think we are!
[03:25.89]You@re close! (Close!)
[03:28.35]So very, very close! (Close!)
[03:32.25]Aaw, baby, you@re close! (Close!)
[03:36.07]So close!
[03:37.21]But no cigar!"
[03:38.95]
[03:39.76]Missed it by that much! (No cigar!)
[03:42.22]Ah, yeah! Ah, right! (No cigar!)
[03:45.89]Really, really, really close! (No cigar!)
[03:50.00]
Yankovic-Close But No Cigar歌词
- 歌词名称：Close But No Cigar
- 演唱歌手：Yankovic
- 歌词专辑：Straight Outta Lynwood
- Album:Straight Outta Lynwood
Jillian was her name
She was sweeter than aspartame
Her kisses reconfigured my DNA
And after that I never was the same
And I loved her even more
Than Marlon Brando loved souffle
She was gorgeous, she was charming
Yeah, she was perfect in every way
Except she was always using the word "infer"
When she obviously meant "imply"
And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing
But frankly, I can@t imagine why
And I told her, I said
"Hey! Are we playing horseshoes, honey?
No, I don@t think we are!
You@re close! (Close!)
But no cigar!"
Prettiest thing on the planet
Yankovic-Close But No Cigar
Then I met sweet young Janet
Had a body hotter than a habanjero
She had lips like a ripe pomegranate
And I was crazy like Manson about her
She got me all choked up like Momma Cass
She had a smile so incredibly radiant
You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass
I thought after all these years of searching around
I@d found my soulmate finally
But one day I found OUT she actually owned a copy
Of Joe Dirt on DVD
Oh, no! I said
"Hey! Are we lobbing hand grenades, kiddo?
No I don@t think we are!
You@re close! (Close!)
Oh, so very close! (Close!)
But no cigar!"
Yeah, baby, you@re close! (Close!)
So close!
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(ALL RIGHT!)
Julie played water polo
She wore a ribbon on her left manolo
She had me sweating like Nixon every time she was near
My heart was beating like a Buddy Rif solo
And she was everything I@ve dreamed of
She moved right up to #1 on my list
And did I mention she@s a world famous billionare
Bikini supermodel astrophysicist
Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron
Look like a big fat slobbering pig
The only caveat is one of her earlobes
Was just a little tiny bit too big
I said
"Hey! Are we doing government work here?
No I don@t think we are!
You@re close! (Close!)
So very, very close! (Close!)
Aaw, baby, you@re close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!"
Missed it by that much! (No cigar!)
Ah, yeah! Ah, right! (No cigar!)
Really, really, really close! (No cigar!)
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